THE WAR ON CLIMATE SCIENCE: THE DENIERS’ LATEST ATTACK ON TRUTH—AND ME!

HAVE YOU HAD ENOUGH YET? Because I HAVE! The fossil fuel puppets and their misinformation machine are at it AGAIN! This time, they’re not just trying to kill the planet with their greed-driven lies—they’re trying to financially ruin those of us who DARE to expose them!

THE FACTS: A DECADE-LONG SMEAR CAMPAIGN

Let’s be CRYSTAL CLEAR about what’s happening here. Years ago, I published the now-famous hockey stick graph—an airtight, peer-reviewed, scientifically indisputable demonstration that human activity is WARMING THE PLANET AT A TERRIFYING RATE! And what did the climate deniers do? They FREAKED OUT! They knew they couldn’t argue with FACTS, so they did what they always do: they ATTACKED.

National Review, CEI, and their goons Mark Steyn and Rand Simberg—professional liars for the fossil fuel industry—launched a VICIOUS smear campaign against me, throwing out insane, defamatory claims that compared me to a CHILD MOLESTER. Yes, you read that right. This wasn’t just a case of disagreeing with science. This was a DELIBERATE, MALICIOUS attempt to destroy my career, credibility, and personal life.

THE LAWSUIT: A LONG, INFURIATING FIGHT FOR JUSTICE

I wasn’t about to let them get away with it. I took them to court, not just to defend my name, but to send a message: YOU CAN’T JUST LIE ABOUT SCIENCE AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY WITH IT!

And guess what? I WON. A jury ruled that Steyn and Simberg HAD DEFAMED ME. The verdict was in: these people had engaged in a calculated, bad-faith smear designed to damage me and, by extension, the entire fight against climate change. They were ordered to pay damages—because that’s what happens when you LIE.

BUT THEN—THE TWIST!

As if we needed more proof that the system is rigged in favor of the corporate elite, the court then turned around and ORDERED ME TO PAY OVER HALF A MILLION DOLLARS IN LEGAL FEES TO NATIONAL REVIEW!!! Yes, you heard that right—after fighting for truth for over a decade, after being smeared, defamed, and dragged through the legal system, I am the one being punished.

This is a tactic straight out of the climate denialist playbook. They don’t need to be right. They don’t need science. They just need DEEP POCKETS and a willingness to use the legal system as a weapon to intimidate and silence their opponents.

THIS ISN’T JUST ABOUT ME—IT’S ABOUT THE FUTURE OF SCIENCE ITSELF!

Make NO MISTAKE: this isn’t just about one lawsuit. This is about EVERY scientist, journalist, and activist who dares to stand up against Big Oil and their network of well-funded liars. This is about the existential crisis of our time—the planetary emergency unfolding before our eyes—while these corporate ghouls do everything in their power to gaslight, obstruct, and delay.

THE PLANET IS BURNING, AND THEY’RE STILL TRYING TO SHUT US UP.

They WANT scientists to live in fear. They WANT people to hesitate before speaking out. They WANT you to believe that fighting back will only get you crushed.

Well, guess what? I’M NOT GOING ANYWHERE!

A CALL TO ACTION: ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

WE CANNOT LET THEM WIN. Every single day we delay is another step closer to irreversible climate collapse. Every distraction, every smear campaign, every phony legal attack is a calculated attempt to push us past the point of no return.

So what are YOU going to do? Are you going to sit back and let the liars win? Or are you going to FIGHT?

• SUPPORT CLIMATE SCIENCE.
• CALL OUT DISINFORMATION WHEREVER YOU SEE IT.
• DEMAND ACCOUNTABILITY FOR THE CLIMATE CRIMINALS WHO ARE DESTROYING OUR FUTURE.

This is NOT just a legal battle. It is a WAR for TRUTH, for SCIENCE, for HUMANITY ITSELF!

And I intend to FIGHT UNTIL WE WIN!

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